from the heart of darkness

too much swag

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thevoicewithoutaface:

thevoicewithoutaface:

I bought my first plants today. 

Ivy. Ivy for my huge shelf for flowers. Which has just two small ivy plants on it. I will also put my lettuce chunk out there too and it better goddamn grow some lettuce. Then I will feed it to my rabbit.

Green thumb here I come.

Booyah. Adult.

Update: lettuce chunk is out there in a coffee mug. 

Update: lettuce chunk didn’t make it

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is there a world where i could just eat slaw and potatoes and watch criminal minds? 

siliciclastic petrogensis is kicking my ass

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thevoicewithoutaface:

I bought my first plants today. 

Ivy. Ivy for my huge shelf for flowers. Which has just two small ivy plants on it. I will also put my lettuce chunk out there too and it better goddamn grow some lettuce. Then I will feed it to my rabbit.

Green thumb here I come.

Booyah. Adult.

Update: lettuce chunk is out there in a coffee mug. 

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I bought my first plants today. 

Ivy. Ivy for my huge shelf for flowers. Which has just two small ivy plants on it. I will also put my lettuce chunk out there too and it better goddamn grow some lettuce. Then I will feed it to my rabbit.

Green thumb here I come.

Booyah. Adult.

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True Story

So, as you may have guessed… I recently started a new program and am teaching two classes for the geology department. 

We were getting ready for lab and a student comes in that I didn’t recognize but it had only been a week of lab so I figured maybe he was one of the kids who didn’t make it last week or I just forgot his face. 

He approaches me and says, “This is geology right?”

I respond, “Yes, 320 Paleobiology.”

He sits down looking perplexed. He then rises again and says, “I’m looking for my geology class.” Please keep in mind that we have an entire building all for geology (4 floors). 

I reply, “Can you please be more specific? All of the classes here are geology. What room are you looking for?”

He looks at me and says, “It’s in 204, but the room was locked.” Ryan goes around the corner and says it’s open. The kid then run from the room to the other one. 

Moral of the story, don’t just join another class that may or may not even be remotely related to yours. Also, know the course title… 

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