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too much swag

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Christy’s in Athens! We, of course, fell asleep at like 10 pm last night but will do loads of fun things today!

There’s an international street fair… I got the keys to our office in the haunted insane asylum from my advisor… hehe muahahhaha 

So, glad to have a friend in town!

Filed under friends muahahahaha

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i went to the gym yesterday and this dude wearing a kinda thick gold chain was going HAM on an elliptical and it was kinda loud. but like ok whatever yknow? then he finishes his super crazy intense workout, jumps off that elliptical, and walks away raising his arms in the air. he had kinda shaggy hair and sort of a beard and a pointy face, like not a bro or anything, just a slightly odd lookin dude. so he’s celebrating his workout or w/e then literally kneels at this short table where an air purifier, a spray bottle of sanitizer, and some rags are, crosses himself, and then looks up, and points to heaven and nods. i couldn’t i couldn’t I COULDN’T

I was there. It was literally one of the craziest things I have ever seen at the gym. I don’t know how he didn’t break the elliptical. 

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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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